What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 00:11
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?